Saturday, January 17, 2009

Author fanfic's note

Considering when I'm online 95% of the time, I spent it reading fanfic.... I found a great deal of quotes that is simply crack you up from various author fanfic biography... So I will randomly paste thing that seems funny to me in my blog.

If i have an interesting ordeal, I will write it up but I think my blog will mostly comprises of interesting quotes... Don't say I don't warn ya!!

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks,

"Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is
both male and female."

This confuses the little boy so he asks,

"Is God black or white?"

"Well, God is both black and white."

This further confuses the boy so he asks,

"Is God gay or straight?"

At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the
less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he
triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

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