'We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.' ~crisis-core(dot)net, Member: Lockhart
"I'm immature, unorganized, lazy and loud...but I'm fun!" -T-shirt
"You have the right to remain silent anything you say will be misquoted and then used against you." -T-shirt
Mom's Driving:
Me: "Mom you scare the crap out of me."
Mom: "Dear, I scare the crap out of me. But if we both scared the crap out of each other we'd have a very dirty car."
MASH: (I'm not good at remembering doctor names)
Doctor: "I know I'm a real asset to the team."
Hawkeye: "You're only off by two letters."
Misc.
"I got gas this Mornin'!" - Jeff Foxworthy.
"I reject your reality and substitute it for my our." ~Mythbusters
"I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park!" ~Mater-Cars
"You shall know the truth, and the truth shall piss you off." ~ A friend of mine
"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional." ~ t-shirt
"17 is no better than 16. I still can't drink and I still can't sign up on ebay, but I can see an R rated movie!" ~Me
